Forget all of that nonsense about “global warming.” It’s cold out there! It may technically be spring, but parts of the world are getting snow right now! Get enough snow, especially in a place that’s not used to that kind of weather, and you could end up getting snowed in and stuck inside. Get stuck inside for long enough and you could develop cabin fever.

Cabin Fever is not just the name of a terrible Eli Roth horror movie. It is also a fun online slot at Sloto’ Cash Casino. This campy little slot depicts a bad blizzard and its effect on wildlife. The game has symbols of a shivering squirrel trying to get two last acorns inside before getting snowed in, various frozen fruit, and a bear trying to stay warm with some hot chocolate (I guess it’s too late in the year to hibernate). Even the sun is depicted wearing a scarf and not looking too happy about the weather conditions. Yes, this is indeed a harsh weather situation.

Cabin Fever is a 5-reel, 20-payline video slot that can be played in denominations ranging from $0.01 to $0.50 per line. The game has a variety of free spin bonuses and multiplier bonuses. All winnings during free spins are doubled. On each winning spin, you have the ability to gamble, where you risk the money you won in a “double or nothing” bet. In the gamble bonus game, there is a deck of cards face down. Before each card is flipped over, you have to guess whether the card will be red or black.

In some parts of the world, people have already celebrated Spring Break with a week of debauchery on the beach, but even so, most places are still a little chilly. Regardless of the weather in your area, you should be able to enjoy this fun online slot. So if you’re cooped up inside, put on a Snuggie, get cozy and try to avoid getting Cabin Fever by playing this game.
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Online slots come in a variety of themes, but most of them are geared toward male players, with themes like sports, comic heroes, action movies and more. That is why the As the Reels Turn series at Sloto’ Cash Casino is so interesting. It’s true that the online gambling demographic is predominantly male, but that means there are a lot of potential customers that they haven’t gotten through to yet. Designing games for women could help with that.

Now, I don’t know much about women. If I did, I probably would have figured out that something was wrong with my ex before she left me for the cabana boy at our resort. I do, however, know this: They like soap operas. Some won’t admit it, but if they find themselves home on a weekday afternoon with nothing to do, the TV is finding its way to a soap and somehow they will figure out what’s going on.

The As the Reels Turn slots are a series of slots with a soap opera theme. There are three of them so far, with them telling the stories in three parts. Honestly, I don’t know what the story is, but I can guess. There are various couples, with most of them in their thirties, but a few younger couples and a few older couples. There is also this slut who is trying to take a man away from his wife. No one likes her because of her personality. One of the younger couples is getting married soon, but both the bride and groom-to-be are secretly getting cold feet. One of the couples is having marital problems and could be headed for divorce. One of the characters recently died and no one knows how it happened. Yada yada. Am I close?

Anyway, the latest installment in the surely scintillating story is a 5-reel, 15-payline video slot. The online slot can be played in denominations ranging from $0.01 to $0.50. There are no wild symbols, scatter symbols, or free spins.

There are two features that I would consider bonuses, though. One is the Danny Costumes Bonus Round, where you have to dress up one of the characters. The bonus money you get depends on how good that outfit is that you chose. The other bonus is the story itself, which progresses while you play the game. Having an actual story to follow makes the game more interesting. In fact, you might even want to start with As the Reel Turns – Part 1 to make sure you don’t miss anything.

If you’re in the mood for some soap opera slot entertainment, pull up a chair, open a box of bonbons, and visit Sloto’ Cash Casino today.

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Right around this type of year the world goes mad for soccer (or football, depending on where you’re from). Sure, the sport is big all year long, but as we get closer and closer to the FIFA World Cup, interest grows among the casual fans and the big fans of the sport start to get a little more nuts by the day.

Given the popularity of the sport and the fervor of those who follow it, it’s not surprising that an online casino would choose now to release a football (or soccer)-themed slot game. Sloto’ Cash Casino is doing just that with their new release.

The new online slot is called Global Cup Soccer and Sloto’ Cash is launching it on April 1. The slot is designed by Rival Gaming and is a 3-reel online slot. Therefore, fans shouldn’t expect a game that relies heavily on animations, interactive bonus games or big payouts. Instead, this is more of an old-school type of traditional slot meant to capitalize on nostalgia for the old slot machines as well as the love of the most popular sport in the world.

The Global Cup Soccer game can be played in denominations ranging from $.01 to $5. There is only one payline in the 3-reel slot, so the payouts are not as large as in a multi-line game. However, you risk less money when playing, so it evens out.

If you are a big-time fan of football (or soccer), June can be a long time to wait, but even though you can’t enjoy watching the World Cup before then, you can get into the spirit by playing a new online slot based on the Cup. For that you only have to wait until April 1.

Once it’s launched, the Global Cup Soccer online slot will be found at Sloto’ Cash Casino.

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Online slots are often differentiated by their theme and there are a wide variety of them. Slot themes can be light, like a vacation getaway, or kind of dark and morbid, like a war theme. Sometimes they are both, as is the case with the new slot at Sloto’ Cash Casino.

Candy Cottage is the new online slot at Sloto’ Cash Casino and it is based on the fairy tale of Hansel and Gretel. Like many fairy tales, this story started out as a grim, morbid tale and was later translated into a children’s story with only minor changes being made.

The Candy Cottage slot is a combination of lush, cartoon-like visuals and creepiness, which is perfect for the story. After all, this is a fairy tale about children who were abandoned in the woods because their parents couldn’t feed them, about an evil cannibal witch who wanted to eat the children, and a happy resolution that involved burning the witch in the oven. Cheery stuff, for sure.

The Candy Cottage slot features symbols of Hansel and Gretel, candy bars, gum drops, a picnic basket with bread (for the bread crumbs), and the candy house, among others. Hansel and Gretel look really creepy, though, kind of like a cross between those Precious Moments figurines and those bad claymation Christmas movies. There is also a duck as a symbol and I guess I need to reread the story because I have no clue why.

Candy Cottage is a 5-reel, 20-payline online slot that can be played using denominations ranging from $.01 to $0.25. The game has a maximum payout of 2,500 coins. The game has a variety of bonus features, like free spins and multipliers, but the most fun part of the slot is the bonus game.

In the bonus game, Hansel is in a cage and the witch is trying to fatten him up. The witch throws various pieces of candy into the cage and you control Hansel and you move back and forth, trying to catch the most candy in your mouth as possible. This seems like a bad idea, though, since the witch is fattening you up in order to eat you. It seems like you should avoid the candy, but then again, who can avoid free candy? I know I can’t.

In the end, Candy Cottage is exactly the kind of game that you would expect. It has the right blend of campy fun and creepiness, just like a Brothers Grimm fairy tale. To play the Candy Cottage slot, visit Sloto’ Cash Casino today.

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Okay, this has nothing to do with slots, but it’s an interesting new feature found at one of my favorite online casinos, so I thought I’d tell you about it, anyway. Sloto’ Cash Casino now has a new numerology column, where they will give you new advice every month about your lucky numbers.

Numerology, or the study of numbers and their relation to living things or physical objects, has fascinated people ever since there were numbers and weird people who try to interpret them. Numerology is ever-present in astrology and, to a certain extent, has always been present in gambling. How many times have you noticed someone at a roulette table play their “lucky numbers?” People play their lucky numbers in the lottery, bingo, and pretty much anything else where numbers are involved. But how do you know what your lucky number is?

One way would be looking at the message in your fortune cookie. Another way would be through calculating your “birth number.” Please, whatever you do, if you hear someone repeating the numbers 4, 8, 15, 16, 23 and 42, do not pick those as your lucky numbers! Sure, you may end up rich, but you’ll probably end up getting your plane crashed on some mystical island in the Pacific.

Sloto’ Cash’s Lucky Numbers is a new column by Leah Gray, where she claims to be able to help you find your birth number. That number, according to the website, can tell you all about your personality, especially how it relates to gambling. It can tell you if you are “born to win, a risk taker or someone who plays it safe.” Gray says that knowledge about your birth number can be used to “enhance your online gaming success.” There is a column telling you how to calculate your birth number and subsequent columns tell you more about what that number means.

The Lucky Numbers column is fun and all and I recommend you check it out, but I hope no one takes it too seriously. If you find your lucky number, that doesn’t mean you should bet your life savings on that number on roulette. Numerology, like astrology, is a pseudoscience and should only be used for entertainment value.

For the record, my lucky number is 21. After all, every time I get that in blackjack I win.

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Players who want to gamble online have a variety of payment options available to them, but many people ignore the other options and only look at paying with their credit card. While this may be fine for some people, it does have its drawbacks. For one thing, credit card payments cost businesses money. Also, though the sites use good security technology to encrypt your credit card information, online payments with a credit card are never 100% safe. Also, if you are an American customer, right now you can’t pay with either of the top credit card companies, Visa and Mastercard.

For those reasons and more, Sloto’ Cash Casino is pushing their alternative payment options. Not only are they sending out press releases and putting information on their website talking about those options, but they are also incentivizing them. Players who make deposits using one of their alternative payment methods will receive a 15% bonus on top of any other bonus (such as a welcome bonus) to which the customer may be entitled.

The alternative payment options offered by Sloto’ Cash Casino are Neteller, ClickAndBuy, UseMyBank, Moneybookers, Click2Pay, EcoCard, UseMyWallet and eWalletXpress. Each of those payment options represent the gold standard for online deposit security. Players who use those options will receive an extra 15% bonus of up to $250.

You can deposit funds to Sloto’ Cash Casino in any currency, but they only use and track money in the form of US dollars, Euros and pounds. Therefore, if you use any other currency, the online casino will then convert them to one of those forms of currency using the current exchange rate.

If you are new to the casino, by signing up you can receive a $7 no-deposit bonus as well as match bonuses of 100% on your first deposit, 50% on your second deposit and 25% on your third deposit. To take advantage of this alternative payment incentive, visit Sloto’ Cash Casino and make a deposit today.

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Ah, the 80’s. Anyone who is old enough to recollect that decade can’t help but look back with both amusement and bemusement. VH1 even devoted a large chunk of their programming at one point to looking at the era with nostalgia, reminiscing and making fun of the time.

To be honest, I loved the 80’s and still do. Not only was it the era of the last great American president (Ronald Reagan), but it was a time when being cheesy was a virtue and being virtuous was cheesy. I have to admit that I love the campy nature of the time, with its polished power pop, big hair, bright neon spandex, horrible TGIF comedies, and slap bracelets.

For that reason, I was excited when I learned about the So 80’s online slot available at Sloto’ Cash Casino. This slot embraces the trends of the 80’s to maximum effect. The game has a black and white checkerboard background that is flanked by cassette tapes and Walkmans.

As for the symbols, the game features the standard card symbols (J, 10, A, etc.). Normally I hate those symbols, but these are done in a way that looks like it’s straight out of an Atari game. Speaking of games, other symbols include a scene from what looks like Space Invaders, a boom box, some guy with a mullet, a breakdancer, and some leg warmers, among other things. The intro video for the online slot shows a man breakdancing flanked by several girls in full 80’s attire.

So 80’s is a 5-reel, 15-payline online slot that can be played using coins ranging from $.01 to $.50. There are no bonus games, but there are free spins that are triggered by the scatter symbols. The maximum payout for the game is 25,000 coins.

Maybe I’m the only one who’s excited about this game, but I hope not. If you’re like me, then spray on your Aqua Net, grab a Jolt Cola, and sit down for some fun slot action. Be sure not to drink the Jolt Cola while you’re eating Pop Rocks, though.

So don’t be ashamed of your past. We all looked like that, spoke like that, and watched that garbage in the 80’s. And before you knock the fashion, remember that leggings have come back in style (though I hope the hair will not).

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Gambling, both online and in brick and mortar casinos, is a fun activity that can be a great way to spend your time as long as you do so responsibly. Unfortunately, some people have a hard time doing that. Some people are irresponsible with their money and lose more than they ever intended to risk. Some people even become “addicted” to gambling.

Online casinos, contrary to what some may believe, are on the side of the players. Sure, they like taking your money – they are a business, after all – but they also know that keeping you happy is important to their business. No reputable online casino would knowingly take advantage of a player with a gambling problem. For that reason, many online casinos, such as Sloto’ Cash Casino, have policies in place to help.

First of all, most online casinos have a link to Gamblers’ Anonymous or some other help group, where you can obtain information and get the support you need for your problem. Many casinos that that a step farther, though, and have safeguards in place on their website.

One option that is there for people with a gambling problem is a self-imposed ban. If you are simply losing too much money at the online casinos and it is causing a problem, you may decide that it’s best to quit the casino cold turkey. If so, contact customer service and tell them that you want to ban yourself because of your gambling problem. In response, the casino would delete your account, make it so you cannot create a new one, and stop contacting you via email and other methods.

That’s great, but there are some people out there that have a problem with gambling that doesn’t require quitting gambling outright. Maybe you just need a little help being more responsible with how much you spend. That’s where policies like what they have at Sloto’ Cash Casino come in so handy. At Sloto’ Cash, you can set up deposit limits on your account that control how much money you can spend online. By setting that limit, it takes the decision away from you and makes it so that you can’t spend more than you want.

That is a great feature because it addresses the number one problem gamblers have: getting greedy and wagering too much money. I’m a firm believer that before you do any gambling, you should always decide how much money you are willing to spend (and lose) and you set aside that money. Win or lose, you never wager more money than that pre-determined amount. Doing so will help you avoid betting money that you can’t afford to lose. The deposit limit accomplishes the same thing but it also makes it more difficult for you to disregard your own rule.

Options like these make online gambling safer and more fun for everyone. And of course, if you have a gambling problem, please seek help.

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I’ve always felt that love and violence kind of go together. After all, in the animal kingdom, a man proves he’s worthy of being a woman’s mate by attacking, maiming and sometimes even killing every other male that’s interested. The toughest and meanest male survives. A more subdued version exists among humans, and it usually involves bar fights to protect their girl’s honor.

Violence also correlates to love because both involve a great deal of pain, bruising (such as of egos) and to the victor goes the spoils. Love is also very competitive, just like boxing.

Though it’s probably a coincidence, I would like to think this is why Sloto’ Cash Casino is debuting a boxing-themed slot game the same time as a love-themed game, just in time for Valentine’s Day next month.

The new boxing game is an online slot called Heavyweight Gold. It is a 5-reel, 20-payline slot featuring symbols of weights, first aid kits, a title belt, a boxer and more. The game can be played in denominations ranging from $.01 to $.10.

The game is a good escape for anyone who has ever fantasized about bludgeoning another person in the name of money. For people who would rather bludgeon another person in the name of love, then For Love & Money is your game. This is a 5-reel, 15-payline online slot that features an old-fashioned love story, with love letters written on scrolls with a quill pen, Cupid, and some literal “love birds.”

It’s the kind of game that makes a cynic like me want to puke. Well, eating Taco Bell earlier has a little to do with that as well. For fans of romance, though, it should be an enjoyable game. I don’t know. I’ll ask my ex if she and her new man like it.

Anyway, the game will be featured prominently as we get closer to Valentine’s Day, that holiday that inspires countless men to buy the same things as all of the other men to prove that they are good boyfriends and truly do love and appreciate their girls.

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Women love weddings, especially if they get a little crazy. That would explain why nearly every sitcom in recent memory has had a huge wedding episode (often as the series finale). It explains why there are so many terrible wedding shows on TLC, Lifetime and those other channels that women watch. There are few things in worse than being a guy forced to watch those wedding shows with his girlfriend. Maybe it’s getting us back for making them watch football. I don’t know.

Well, there have been online slots themed after male interests for a long time. There are countless slots themed after sports, cars, action movies, superheroes and more. The games based on female interests have been few and far between. Sloto’ Cash Casino is doing their part to change that.

The online casino is releasing a new Rival Gaming slot called Wacky Wedding, which will be available February 2. The online slot has a fun wedding theme with quirky characters, including a nervous groom who seems to have cold feet and jealous bridesmaids. It doesn’t include some of my worst wedding memories, though, such as grandparents dancing to “YMCA” (or anyone dancing to “YMCA,” for that matter), the drunken uncle slurring his speech and spilling his drink on you, or your girlfriend passing not-too-subtle hints that she expects you to pop the question sometime soon.

The game is a five-reel, 20-payline online slot that can be played in denominations ranging from £0.01 to £0.10 per line. Wacky Wedding has various bonus features, such as the ability to win up to 75 free spins and multipliers.

If you’re in the mood for an online slot with a wedding theme, than Sloto’ Cash casino is the place to be next month. Just please don’t use that game as a way to pressure your boyfriend into proposing. We all hate the wedding guilt-trip.

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