With America’s historic passage of Obama’s healthcare reform yesterday, it seems only right that I should play an online slot set in a hospital. Don’t worry, this blog isn’t going to get political and discuss any of the pros or cons of socialized medicine. I’m only writing about healthcare because right now it’s on everyone’s mind.

For that reason, when looking at the long list of online slots at VIP Slots Casino, I chose Doctor Love as the game to play. To be honest, this game sounds like either a pornographic movie set in a hospital, a horror movie about a sadistic doctor who kidnaps patients or a bad (read: all) romantic comedy about a doctor who has everything but has yet to meet the love of his life. Two out of three of those movies I would consider watching.

Anyway, the Doctor Love slot is a little odd and I can’t quite figure out the theme. It’s definitely set in a hospital and features symbols of a handsome doctor and an attractive nurse, but she’s not the naughty nurse that you would expect if this had a pornographic theme. The doctor has no weapons and seems harmless, so there seems to be no horror theme. Is it the other choice?

There are also symbols of a patient with bandages and a thermometer in his mouth, a stethoscope, crutches, a teddy bear (which I hope is for the pediatric ward), get-well flowers, pills in a cup and an upside-down wall clock. Yes, the clock is upside down and no, I have no clue why.

Hopefully the helpfulness of the clocks, or lack thereof, isn’t an indication of the quality of care in this medical facility. Doctor Love is a 5-reel, 9-payline video slot and it can be played in denominations ranging from $0.05 to $5 per line. The game is a progressive slot, but not just any progressive. Doctor Love is part of a series at VIP Slots called Rapid Fire Slot Machines. Members of this group are progressive slots that payout a jackpot at random, meaning that you have a chance to win big money even if you don’t spin a winning combination.

There is no interactive bonus game for this online slot, but in addition to the random jackpot, the game also offers a variety of free spins and multiplier bonuses. To play the Doctor Love game, visit VIP Slots Casino today.

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Treasure Chamber is a new online slot by Real Time Gaming and its purpose is clear. It is meant to cash in on the appeal of the Indiana Jones, Tomb Raider, and Mummy franchises. That’s probably a good plan, since all three are immensely popular. In fact, the Indiana Jones trilogy makes up 3/10 of my Top Ten favorite movies ever. Yes, notice that I said “trilogy.” In my mind, Kingdom of the Crystal Skull doesn’t exist.

The Treasure Chamber slot, which can be found at Cherry Red Casino, features an explorer protagonist who wears a brown leather jacket and fedora hat (sound familiar?). In the game, the explorer (or archaeologist?) treks through a jungle in search of a mysterious chamber. Or can we say that the explorer is looking for a tomb to raid?

The online slot has a jungle setting and has symbols that you might expect to find on caves, temples, or other ancient structures. There are symbols of a jaguar, an owl, a woman and the explorer himself, who serves as the wild symbol. If you’re looking for a good bonus game, you will be disappointed, because in this game there is no time for love, Dr. Jones. It’s just business and that means only the regular game of spinning the reels. There are a variety of free-spin and multiplier bonuses, though.

Treasure Chamber is a 5-reel 20-payline online slot that can be played in denominations ranging from $.01 to $5. The game has a random jackpot, meaning that the jackpot increases as it is played without payout (with the deposits going toward the jackpot), but the slot is not progressive because it’s not linked to any other games.

Though the male protagonist closely resembles Indiana Jones, there is also a female explorer in the game, who is dressed much like the man. Though she is probably supposed to bring Lara Croft to mind, she reminds me more of Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman. But that’s okay, because Jane Seymour is hot for an older woman…Okay, forget I said that.

To embrace the spirit of adventure, trekking through dangerous locales and trespassing on an ancient civilization’s property, be sure to play the Treasure Chamber online slot today. To find the game, visit Cherry Red Casino.

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