Today is a pretty big day for me. It’s the day after my birthday, which means that I am a year older and still have accomplished next to nothing, still haven’t heard from my fiancé since she left me for the cabana boy, was sick all day yesterday because I think something was wrong with the cake, and I’m starting to get gray hair. The good news is that I played Monopoly for the first time yesterday, on the advice of a friend, and it was fun. I was never allowed to play as a kid because my parents were hippies and they said that Monopoly is bourgeoisie. Another positive is a casino promotion running at Lucky Red Casino.

Realizing that your life is going nowhere fast and that you have squandered every bit of talent that you have, accomplishing nothing that people wrote was expected of you in your high school yearbook, isn’t easy. In fact, to cope I’m drunk right now, but hopefully it’s not affecting my blogging.

Right now Lucky Red Casino is offering mid-week casino bonuses to give you a little more money to spend at the casino. This will be helpful if you didn’t waste all of your money by getting a useless degree in college that will lead to a job that doesn’t pay enough to move out of government-subsidized housing. The online casino is offering a 60% deposit match bonus for you to play slots or keno. Scratch cards, too, but who in the world plays those?

If you play other games instead, Lucky Red will still hook you up, because they are a lot more loyal and considerate than my ex. Blackjack and video poker players can get a 45% match bonus on their deposit. If you play any other table games, Lucky Red will match you 50%. Hey, they’re willing to meet you halfway, which is more than I can say for some people.

Maybe things will get better. Today I’m having sushi for the first time, which may or may not make me sick. My parents never let me eat sushi because they said it was bourgeoisie. Unless you’re Japanese. They thought it was okay then. Looking ahead, I see that there is a good casino bonus this weekend as well, so maybe that’s the bright side. Maybe not. Whatever.

If you have money leftover because you didn’t blow it calling a 1-900 phone number because you’re that desperate for companionship, you should visit Lucky Red Casino and take advantage of their deposit bonuses.

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Being new to an online casino can be a daunting experience, especially if you’re new to online gambling. There are all of these games and they all cost money to play. Lucky 18 Casino wants to help new players by giving them a welcome bonus, though. That casino bonus comes in up to $1800 in free casino credits.

The welcome casino bonus at Lucky 18 comes in three stages and is distributed over the new player’s first three deposits. On the first deposit, the online casino will match the amount 100%, with a maximum bonus of $100. The coupon code for that bonus is Luck1.

Lucky 18 offers a 50% match bonus on the player’s second deposit, with a maximum bonus amount of $500. The coupon code for that bonus is Luck2. For the third deposit, the casino will match the amount 75%, with a maximum bonus of $300. That coupon code is Luck3.

As always, those bonuses are subject to certain terms and conditions. Among them are that the bonuses must be wagered at least 15 times before any cashouts. In addition, players must deposit a minimum of $30 to qualify for the bonuses. More information can be found on the online casino’s promotions page.

To take advantage of the $1800 welcome bonus, visit Lucky 18 Casino.

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For an online slot aficionado like me, Super Slots Casino should be one of my favorite places to play. I mean, they’re saying right in their name that this is a place to play super slots. Or maybe they’re saying that this is a super place to play slots. In either case, it should be right up my alley. It just so happens that they’re right, but I need more than a convenient name to be won over (though it doesn’t hurt).

One thing that can win me over is a good welcome bonus. Super Slots Casino offers a welcome bonus of up to $2,000 free. Players can receive a 100% match bonus on each of their first four deposits, with a maximum bonus limit of $500 each. That’s a pretty good bonus. Is it super? I’m not sure, but we’re on the right track.

The bonuses don’t stop once you are done with those four deposits, though. The online casino offers weekly bonuses, with a different amount that can be saved each day. On Mondays, players can get a 75% match bonus on their first deposit. Players can get a 50% match bonus on their first deposit every Wednesday. The casino understands the concept of TGIF as well. On Fridays, players can receive a 100% match bonus on their first deposit. The maximum bonus amount on those deposits is $100.

With those deposit bonuses offered three times every week, I think their promotions are pretty super, but there is more. The online casino also has a rewards club that costs nothing to join. As you spend more money at the casino, you gain a better reward status and can receive better rewards. For example, Diamond level players get a 75% bonus every Monday, a 50% bonus every Wednesday and a 100% bonus every Friday. For Diamond level players, the maximum bonus amount of $500. Also, on every other deposit you can get 35% cash back.

I suppose it’s up to you to decide whether this online casino really is as super as they say. In addition to those good bonuses, they have a good collection of slot tournaments, such as the current Summer Slot Series, and a good selection of games.

To take advantage of the deposit bonuses, visit Super Slots Casino.

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It’s always nice to feel appreciated, and one of the things that makes me feel appreciated is getting free stuff. I guess it all started when I would get a sucker for going to the doctor’s office. Now, I feel appreciated whenever I get marketing swag (I have so many branded pens), coupons in the mail, or those tiny soaps that they have in hotel rooms.

Online casinos also make me feel appreciated and anyone who joins English Harbour will likely feel the same way. English Harbour Casino is giving away a 100% match bonus on the first four deposits of new players. The match bonus has a limit of $800 total — $200 per deposit – but is still plenty of money to get you started playing some great games.

What’s more is that new members will also be automatically entered in their next major tournament event for free. Those major tournaments usually have buy-ins that can get to be expensive sometimes, depending on the size of the tournament.  New players are entered for free, though, and have the chance to win some prizes without risking any money of their own.

The next major tournament is not yet on English Harbour’s promotion calendar, but if it’s anything like the current World Cup slot tournament, it should be fun and potentially lucrative.

To take advantage of the great welcome bonuses and the free slot tournament entry, join English Harbour Casino today.

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We love online casinos because they offer fun games to play and often have good tournaments, but we love them a little more when they give us stuff. Let’s face it, casinos take more often than they give, not because they’re mean, but because they offer games with a house edge. So it’s nice when they give you free stuff. Online Vegas Casino is doing exactly that right now.

Online Vegas Casino is running a new promotion called the Climbing Deposit Bonuses promotion. In it, the casino gives out a match bonus for your deposits, but the percentage they match increases with each deposit. There are a total of five deposits in this promotion.

On the first deposit, Online Vegas will match that amount 100%. To qualify, your deposit has to be a minimum of $25 and a maximum amount of $500. On your second deposit, the online casino will match your amount 200%. To qualify, your deposit has to be a minimum of $25 and a maximum of $50. Your third deposit will receive a 300% match bonus. To qualify, your deposit has to be a minimum of $25 and a maximum of $50. Your fourth deposit will be matched 400% and to qualify, your deposit has to be a minimum of $25 and a maximum of $50. The fifth and final deposit in this promotion will be matched 500%. To qualify, your deposit must be a minimum of $25 and a maximum of $50. Added up, this is a bonus of up to $1,200 spread across five deposits. That’s not a bad way to get started playing games if you’re new to online gambling.

The first match bonus is automatically credited to your account and ready to be wagered. For the other four deposits, you have to send the appropriate code to customer service to receive your match bonus. See the promotions page at Online Vegas Casino for details. As usual, the deposits and bonuses must be wagered through ten times before being withdrawn.
For more information and to take advantage of the Climbing Deposit Bonuses promotion, visit Online Vegas casino today.

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Remember that old song where they say “everybody’s working for the weekend?” Well, I like to think that some people legitimately like their jobs and think of the work week a little differently, but the truth is, everybody loves the weekends. Unless you work on the weekends, in which case you’re screwed. The weekends are great because you’re off work or school and can spend your time with family and friends, watching sports, participating in your favorite hobbies and doing whatever it is that you like to do in your free time.

Also, it’s a great time for online gamblers. The weekends are usually full of slot tournaments and other good deals. Right now, Cherry Red Casino is holding a good promotion where you can get some good bonuses.

First of all, as always, players who join the online casino get a 100% match bonus on their first deposit as a welcome bonus. It’s always nice to get a present thanking you for patronizing a company. I only wish hotels would do that (though I guess you can consider the bars of soap and towels gifts). In addition to the welcome bonus, though, Cherry Red Casino has another good promotion this weekend.

This weekend, members who want to play online slots, blackjack, keno and more can get a 150% match bonus of up to $750. If you were going to play the slots anyway, this is simply some free money to get you started. To claim the bonus, you need to use the proper coupon codes and there are several different codes to use depending on your method of payment. See the “promotions” section on Cherry Red Casino for more information.

To take advantage of this match bonus and make this weekend as good as it can be, visit Cherry Red Casino today.

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Players who want to gamble online have a variety of payment options available to them, but many people ignore the other options and only look at paying with their credit card. While this may be fine for some people, it does have its drawbacks. For one thing, credit card payments cost businesses money. Also, though the sites use good security technology to encrypt your credit card information, online payments with a credit card are never 100% safe. Also, if you are an American customer, right now you can’t pay with either of the top credit card companies, Visa and Mastercard.

For those reasons and more, Sloto’ Cash Casino is pushing their alternative payment options. Not only are they sending out press releases and putting information on their website talking about those options, but they are also incentivizing them. Players who make deposits using one of their alternative payment methods will receive a 15% bonus on top of any other bonus (such as a welcome bonus) to which the customer may be entitled.

The alternative payment options offered by Sloto’ Cash Casino are Neteller, ClickAndBuy, UseMyBank, Moneybookers, Click2Pay, EcoCard, UseMyWallet and eWalletXpress. Each of those payment options represent the gold standard for online deposit security. Players who use those options will receive an extra 15% bonus of up to $250.

You can deposit funds to Sloto’ Cash Casino in any currency, but they only use and track money in the form of US dollars, Euros and pounds. Therefore, if you use any other currency, the online casino will then convert them to one of those forms of currency using the current exchange rate.

If you are new to the casino, by signing up you can receive a $7 no-deposit bonus as well as match bonuses of 100% on your first deposit, 50% on your second deposit and 25% on your third deposit. To take advantage of this alternative payment incentive, visit Sloto’ Cash Casino and make a deposit today.

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Since all of the holiday festivities are out of the way, it can be easy to not be excited about this weekend. After all, as far as I know, there are no excuses for fireworks, eggnog, or gift giving. There is still cause for excitement at Aladdin’s Gold Casino, though.

This weekend, the online casino will be offering a set of bonuses. One is called A Good Weekend Recipe. Honestly, for me, a good weekend recipe has to include cheesecake, but Aladdin’s Gold is taking a different approach. Their recipe is free bonuses. From today through Sunday, the casino is giving out a variety of bonuses depending on what type of game you play. For those that play slots, scratch cards or keno, you will be given 20 coupons for a 50% match bonus. Texas hold’em and Caribbean poker players can also get up to 20 coupons for a 50% math bonus. The former bonus has to be wagered 25 times before it can be withdrawn and the poker bonus must be wagered 40 times. Don’t worry, video poker and blackjack players. You have your own bonuses as well. Players of those games can win up to 20 coupons for a 40% match bonus. This bonus must be wagered at least 50 times.

There is another bonus promotion going on at the same time. On January 10, 2010 (that would be Sunday) there is a bonus that the casino calls 2010… Yeah, I know. I guess the marketing team ran out of ideas for naming tournaments back in 2009:

“Hey, what should we call our bonus promotion for January 10, 2010?”
“How about January 10?”
“Well, that’s a stupid name for a promotion.”
“You’re right. What was I thinking? Oh, I got it! How about 2010?”
“Perfect!”

Anyway, the cleverly titled 2010 promotion is a secret bonus. I’ll tell you all I know, but it’s not much. The casino will give out five bonus coupons, but the percentage of the deposit is a secret. If you want to know what the percentage is, you’ll have to redeem the coupon. Then you’ll either say. “Yay, 100% or boo, 1%” Actually, it will probably be something in between. The bonus must be wagered 20 times before it can be withdrawn.

To take part in the promotions, visit Aladdin’s Gold Casino. To find it, click on this link. Otherwise, you might have to type the name in Google and, if you’re like me, you’ll probably spell it wrong (I always type “Alladin”), which won’t help.

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