If you’re a frequent quest to my little space on the Interwebs, then you know that I am fascinated by monkeys. Most of my favorite online slots have monkey themes, either a space money, or a funky monkey or a monkey in a band or just an ordinary monkey. If it has a monkey, I probably like it. I’m glued to the National Geographic show about the macaques and I’m one of the few people – aside from Jack Johnson – who actually liked the Curious George movie.

Well, someone just informed me that face cards in baccarat are called monkeys. Players will sometimes yell “monkey, monkey” when they hope the dealer draws a face card. That got me to thinking about a new online slot I’d love to play. I would call it Monkey Monkey Baccarat.

This online slot features actual monkeys playing the game of baccarat. I don’t know a whole lot about the game of baccarat, but I know that it involves a big paddle, so I can imagine a lot of dangerous situations with the monkeys in possession of that weapon. It would be like a fraternity hazing, but worse, and it would somehow involve playing cards.

The bonus games for this slot can involve playing hands of baccarat, which might be confusing to some people, but the game will tell you whether or not you’ve won, so you don’t really need to understand it. That’s kind of how I go about playing poker anyway. “Oh, my hand won? Cool! I guess I had a good hand.”

The online slot could have symbols of various monkeys in expensive suits – because baccarat is a high-class game – playing the game. Or better yet, they could be wearing tuxedos, because those are sometimes called “monkey suits.”

A Monkey Monkey Baccarat slot should also incorporate famous baccarat scenes, such as scenes from James Bond and A Hard Day’s Night, with monkeys playing the parts of 007 and the Beatles. As with my other slot requests, I hope that the software designers stumble across this post and are inspired by my idea. Maybe they’ll even let me help design the game.

Any online casino that provides a slot like that will definitely get my business. For now, though, I can only dream of a Monkey Monkey Baccarat slot.

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