As soon as I heard that Rushmore Casino has an online slot called Paris Beauty, I almost vomited a little bit in my throat. That’s because I was under the mistaken impression that the game is themed after Paris Hilton, the woman who is famous mostly for being famous. Luckily, it has nothing to do with her, but you can’t blame me for thinking so. I’m surprised she doesn’t have an online slot, considering that she has a book, an album, a perfume line, a clothing line, a dance club, a modeling career, and an acting career, despite having no talent for any of the above!

It turns out that Paris Beauty has nothing to do with Ms. Hilton. Instead, its theme is what is supposedly the most romantic location in the world, aside from my bedroom, of course. By that, I mean the city of Paris, France. This is a travel-themed game and it highlights architecture and scenery that you would expect to find in the city.

The Paris Beauty online slot features symbols of a Parisian man, a Parisian woman, the Eiffel tower, a painter’s palette and more. Luckily though the man and woman are attractive enough, there is no audio with them, meaning you don’t hear them speak. That’s good, because nothing ruins the attractiveness of a French woman quite like a French accent. Even Sophie Marceau loses some of her beauty when she opens her mouth. Hey, I have nothing against French people; it’s just that you have a disgusting language. It’s not your fault you sound that way.

Paris Beauty is a 5-reel, 20-payline online slot that can be played in denominations ranging from $0.01 to $5 per line. The jackpot for the game is 4,500 coins. It has a variety of multiplier bonuses and free spin bonuses. One bonus in particular that you should hope for happens if you get three or more Eiffel towers on any of the reels. If that happens, you get 12 free spins and a 2x multiplier on those spins, meaning that you have a chance to win some good money on the house’s dime.

If you want to play a good French-themed game without having to deal with real-life French people, this game is a good way to do it. To play the Paris Beauty game, visit Rushmore Casino today.

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