New Stripper-Themed Online Slot
January 19th, 2011
If there’s one thing I love more than online slots, it’s strippers. Strippers, ideally, are hot women who dance in erotic clothes and then remove the clothes. If you can think of entertainment better than that, be sure to let me know, because I’m drawing a blank!
That is why I love the new game from Microgaming’s Sneak a Peak series. Doctor Doctor is a previous online slot in the series and it was a good one, featuring symbols of sexy nurses practically bursting out of their nurse’s uniforms, nurses putting on latex gloves for hopefully naughty reasons and doctors who seem to have received an M.D. from a modeling academy. I’m not entirely sure I’d like to have them operate on me, but they sure are fun to watch!
There is also the Hunky Heroes slot, which was part of the Sneak a Peak series aimed at women, featuring muscular firemen, soldiers, cops and more. The new release for this sexy series is called Planet Exotica and it is set in a strip club located somewhere in space.
To be honest, this wouldn’t be my first choice for a strip club. Instead, I hear there are some good ones in Las Vegas. As for this one, most of the strippers just aren’t my color….Now before you get offended, what I mean is that the strippers are blue or purple or green. They’re aliens. This resembles a strip club that George Lucas might imagine. Remember the bar scene from the first Star Wars? This would be the strip club those people go to after Han Solo screws things up by shooting up the place.
There is a rather good-looking alien woman with purple skin and blue hair. I’m not sure if she’s wearing clothes or if that’s her skin, though. Another stripper reminds me of the alien that was a slave to Jabba the Hut until he got mad and dropped her in the pit. In any case, the Planet Exotica slot features symbols of various alien strippers. There is also a large ghoul of a bouncer and a waiter who looks slimy and has only one eye. Again, this wouldn’t be my pick for a strip club, but it might be the best place to go in a galaxy far, far away. Oh, and one of the strippers is named Sooki. Isn’t that a character from True Blood?
Planet Exotica is a 5-reel, 15-payline slot with a jackpot of 12,000 coins. Players can bet between $0.01 and $2.25 per payline. When you win money, one of the strippers will give out the money to you, making it seem that much more special. There is no way to use some of the money to tip them, though. The slot game has a number of free spin and multiplier bonuses. There are also some fun bonus games.
Getting three or more of the lips symbols unlocks the Select-A-Smooch bonus game, which is exactly as it sounds. There is also another fun bonus game called the Sneak-A-Peak bonus. Again, this is pretty much like it sounds. If you unlock this bonus by getting the logo in reel 1 and one of the strippers on the same spot in reel 5, you will get a real strip tease. Sort of.
You are taken to a screen with the strippers and you must click on items in an attempt to match them. If you do, the strippers will disrobe for you. Adding danger to the mix, though, are bouncers who are trying to throw you out of the club. I don’t know why, since all you’re trying to do is get strippers to strip. Isn’t that in their job description?
Anyway, if you’re like me and you love strippers and slots, and especially if you’re some weird guy who is into alien erotica (not that I’m judging you), the Planet Exotica slot from Microgaming is definitely worth checking out.