Vampires are all the rage right now with the teens and 20-something crowd. Sure, the witty dialogue and character development of Buffy the Vampire Slayer has been gone from TV for a while. However, there is that one show about a vampire couple on HBO that I hear is good and there’s some new tween show on the WB with vampires that I assume sucks. None of that, though, compares to Twilight.

Yes, those terrible movies have taught us that realistic characters, interesting dialogue, emotion, acting, drama and suspense are not needed for vampire movies to be loved. They also taught us that vampires glitter in the sunlight, Kristen Stewart is only capable of showing one expression, soccer moms everywhere have inappropriate thoughts about teens, and werewolves look like buff, gay Latin boys rather than furry savages.

Given all of that, it’s not surprising that an online casino would release a vampire-themed slot. English Harbour Casino has done just that with the new Vampire Vixen online slot, developed by Vegas Technology.

The game seems to be some odd vampire take on Valentine’s Day romance or something. It features a vampire vixen (as you might guess from the title) who is out preying on unsuspecting men, including a scared jock in a letter jacket. The online slot features symbols of vials of blood, bloody brooches, the vampire vixen herself and wolves…Wait, wolves? Okay, that’s clearly to cash in on the New Moon audience. Otherwise, what on earth does a wolf have to do with a vampire story?

Some of the best things about this game are the animations, which includes the vampire vixen screaming with a mouth full of dripping blood. As you might guess, this game is not suitable for minors. Now that I think about it, though, minors can’t gamble, so I guess no warning is necessary.

The game is a 5-reel, 25-payline online slot that can be played using coin denominations ranging from $.01 to $10. The jackpot is 4,000 coins, which of course varies in amount based on your bet.

Whether you’re Team Edward or Team Werewolf Guy (Edward was the vampire, right?), if you love online slots and you love vampire tales, you should stop by English Harbour Casino and try the new Vampire Vixen game. It’s a good way to spend your time while waiting for the next horrible vampire movie to come out.

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1. The Famous Matt Says:
   July 11th, 2010 at 3:38 pm

   TEAM JACOB FTW!