Today I played the Reel Deal slot at English Harbour Casino, which is an online slot based on the popular Deal or No Deal TV show. To be honest, I never watched that show. It never seemed interesting to me. There is no skill involved and players basically just guess how much money is in a briefcase. There are no trivia questions or anything that makes the game anything other than dumb luck. Yes, I realize that you can say the same thing for online slots, but I don’t watch other people play them on TV. I would rather watch Gold Case, the ill-fated game show created by Kenneth, the page on 30 Rock, where contestants must guess which briefcase held by a model contains bars of gold (it turns out that gold is really heavy, so the game was really easy).

Anyway, today I played the Reel Deal slot and it does a good job of recreating the popular game show. It features symbols of cash, a phone for calling the banker, a Deal button, a silhouette of the banker, a happy contestant and more.

The Reel Deal slot is a 5-reel, 20-payline video slot that can be played in denominations ranging from $0.01 to $10 per line. The slot has a $100,000 jackpot. There is also a fun interactive bonus game where, like in the show, you have to decide whether or not to make a deal and either receive whatever reward goes with the briefcase or take the money offered by the banker. The online slot also features free spin bonuses and a multiplier bonus.

If you’re a fan of the Deal or No Deal TV show – and I don’t know why you would be – then you should love this online slot. If not, you’ll probably still like it. The game combines the fun of playing in a game show, which is much more fun than watching it, with the fun of playing an online slot. To play the Reel Deal slot, visit English Harbour Casino.

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Today is a pretty big day for me. It’s the day after my birthday, which means that I am a year older and still have accomplished next to nothing, still haven’t heard from my fiancé since she left me for the cabana boy, was sick all day yesterday because I think something was wrong with the cake, and I’m starting to get gray hair. The good news is that I played Monopoly for the first time yesterday, on the advice of a friend, and it was fun. I was never allowed to play as a kid because my parents were hippies and they said that Monopoly is bourgeoisie. Another positive is a casino promotion running at Lucky Red Casino.

Realizing that your life is going nowhere fast and that you have squandered every bit of talent that you have, accomplishing nothing that people wrote was expected of you in your high school yearbook, isn’t easy. In fact, to cope I’m drunk right now, but hopefully it’s not affecting my blogging.

Right now Lucky Red Casino is offering mid-week casino bonuses to give you a little more money to spend at the casino. This will be helpful if you didn’t waste all of your money by getting a useless degree in college that will lead to a job that doesn’t pay enough to move out of government-subsidized housing. The online casino is offering a 60% deposit match bonus for you to play slots or keno. Scratch cards, too, but who in the world plays those?

If you play other games instead, Lucky Red will still hook you up, because they are a lot more loyal and considerate than my ex. Blackjack and video poker players can get a 45% match bonus on their deposit. If you play any other table games, Lucky Red will match you 50%. Hey, they’re willing to meet you halfway, which is more than I can say for some people.

Maybe things will get better. Today I’m having sushi for the first time, which may or may not make me sick. My parents never let me eat sushi because they said it was bourgeoisie. Unless you’re Japanese. They thought it was okay then. Looking ahead, I see that there is a good casino bonus this weekend as well, so maybe that’s the bright side. Maybe not. Whatever.

If you have money leftover because you didn’t blow it calling a 1-900 phone number because you’re that desperate for companionship, you should visit Lucky Red Casino and take advantage of their deposit bonuses.

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There are only a few days left in the current phase of the Slottery tournament at Super Slots Casino. Don’t worry, though, because the next part of the slot tournament begins as soon as that one ends. It’s part of a month-long slot tournament that helps players beat the August heat by staying in and playing some slots.

On August 22, the current part of the Slottery tournament will end. This part of the slot tournament is played on the Last King of Egypt game. There is a $5 entry fee and players compete for a share of the pot. Once that part of the Slottery tournament ends, though, the fourth and final part of the tournament begins.

From August 22 through August 29, Super Slots Casino is running the final part of the Slottery tournament. It is played on the Solomon’s Mines slot. Like the rest of this tournament, the final phase has an entry fee of $5 and players compete for a share of the pot.

The Solomon’s Mines slot is a 5-reel, 25-payline video slot with a jackpot of 2,000 coins. The online slot has a multiplier bonus, free-spin bonus and a treasure hunt bonus feature.

If a week-long slot tournament isn’t your style, the online casino also has daily slot tournaments. They are the Play for the Pot tournaments and then run every day. They have a $3 entry fee and players compete for the pot, which is smaller than on the Slottery tournament because the tournament doesn’t last as long (so there aren’t as many players buying in).

Tomorrow’s Play for the Pot slot tournament is played on the Eastern Dragon slot. The next day, August 20, it is played on the Cash Caboose slot.

To take part in the Slottery tournament and play for some prize money, visit Super Slots Casino.

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Being new to an online casino can be a daunting experience, especially if you’re new to online gambling. There are all of these games and they all cost money to play. Lucky 18 Casino wants to help new players by giving them a welcome bonus, though. That casino bonus comes in up to $1800 in free casino credits.

The welcome casino bonus at Lucky 18 comes in three stages and is distributed over the new player’s first three deposits. On the first deposit, the online casino will match the amount 100%, with a maximum bonus of $100. The coupon code for that bonus is Luck1.

Lucky 18 offers a 50% match bonus on the player’s second deposit, with a maximum bonus amount of $500. The coupon code for that bonus is Luck2. For the third deposit, the casino will match the amount 75%, with a maximum bonus of $300. That coupon code is Luck3.

As always, those bonuses are subject to certain terms and conditions. Among them are that the bonuses must be wagered at least 15 times before any cashouts. In addition, players must deposit a minimum of $30 to qualify for the bonuses. More information can be found on the online casino’s promotions page.

To take advantage of the $1800 welcome bonus, visit Lucky 18 Casino.

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Spin Palace Casino has a new online slot designed by Microgaming. The new slot is called Palace Groupie and though it was made by Microgaming, it can’t be found at any of their casinos except members of the Palace Group, which includes Spin Palace.

The Palace Groupie slot is an online slot with a rock and roll theme. It reminds me of some of my favorites movies, like Almost Famous and Rock Star, where you see a popular band make it big and all of the groupies who want to get with them. That’s sort of what this game is about.

The Palace Groupie slot features symbols of different band members, a head set, backstage pass, music fans (or groupies), and more. While you play, sounds of a rock concert can be heard in the background. The online slot does a good job of re-creating the feel of a rock concert at an intimate venue, where you are up close and personal with the band.

The Palace Groupie is a 5-reel slot. Instead of using paylines, there are 243 different ways to win in this game, making it slightly more confusing if you try to figure out how to win, but since slots are random it really doesn’t matter. The online slot has a 30,000 coin jackpot, which can reach up to 90,000 during free spins, because all wins are tripled during free spins.

The online slot has a free-spin bonus and multiplier bonuses. It also offers a gamble feature, where you can risk any money you win with a chance to add to it.

If you’re in the mood for some rock star action, the Palace Groupie online slot, found at Spin Palace Casino, may be the thing for you.

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Sloto’ Cash Casino has a new online slot on the way that brings back the spirit of the 1950’s. The slot is called Doo-Wop Daddy-O and it has all the sights and sounds of the era. The setting is a malt shop or diner in the 50’s and the look is decidedly retro, complete with 50’s-style neon signs.

The Doo-Wop Daddy-O slot features symbol of girls in poodle skirts, jukeboxes, roller skates, records, milk shakes, a greaser, some soda jerks and more. It looks like a scene from Happy Days or maybe Pleasantville before those outsiders decided changing everything. The online slot also has a soundtrack of pop music from that time period.

Doo-Wop Daddy-O is a 5-reel, 20-payline video slot. It has a jackpot of 15,000 coins per line, which can be up to $37,500 total. The game can be played in denominations ranging from $0.01 to $0.25 per line.

The 50’s-themed online slot has free spins and multiplier bonuses. It also has a skilled bonus round, were you can earn bonuses depending on your performance. The Drag Race Bonus is the game and in it, you race your hotrod against another car, presumably racing for “pinks; you know, ownership papers.” I suggest putting the pedal to the metal, because “the rules are, there aren’t no rules.”* You get a better bonus if you beat your opponent.

*Sorry for the cheesy Grease references. I haven’t even seen the movie recently, I swear.

The new online slot will launch on August 24. At that time, you can find it at Sloto’ Cash Casino and other casinos that use the Rival Gaming software.

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For those of you who are unaware, the Summer Slots Series tournament is going on at VIP Slots Casino right now. If you don’t know then shame on you! Don’t you read my blog?

Anyway, the Summer Slots Series is an online slot tournament that runs throughout the entire summer. The four-round promotion began June 1, with the tournament being played on the Funky Chicken slot. Part two of the tournament took pat on the Shaaark slot from July 1 through July 31. On August 1, the third part of the tournament began and it will run until the end of the month.

Right now, the slot tournament is taking place on the California Gold slot. Players earn points for winning spins in the tournament and the competition has a leader board format. Those with atop the leader board at the end of the tournament will win prizes.

For this third part of the tournament, there is $175,000 in prizes up for grabs. The first-place finisher will win $75,000 and the second and third-place finishers will win $25,000 and $10,000, respectively. The top 800 players in the tournament will win some kind of prize.

In addition to this final part of the tournament, there is also a fourth part, where the Summer Slots Overall Prize is awarded. Here, the player with the most overall points, combining all three parts of the tournament will win an extra $75,000. If you have not yet joined the tournament, I don’t imagine you can win this prize. However, all of the first three parts of the tournament are separate, so there is still plenty of time for you to join part three and win prize money on the California Gold slot.

The Summer Slots Series tournament can be played at VIP Slots Casino.

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The beginning of August means a lot of things. For some it means back-to-school shopping. For others it means football minicamp. For others it means “wow, it’s going to get even hotter?” Still others think of August as the time they usually get hit by hurricanes. Some (though few) associate August with my birthday. None of those have anything to do with the slot tournament at Go Casino, which is good, because with the exception of football, all of those were bad things.

You can always count on Go Casino to have some good casino tournament going on. You know those people who will hold a party to celebrate basically anything? Go Casino is kind of that way. Therefore, they’re really excited about August and are holding the August Kickoff $15,000 Guaranteed tournament. The slot tournament began yesterday, August 1, and runs through Friday, August 6, ending at 8:00 PM.

The August Kickoff slot tournament has an entry fee of $8.99, which buys you 300 credits with which to wager. If you run out of credits and want to buy more, you can re-buy for an additional $8.99. As the name indicates, this slot tournament has a $15,000 prize pool in guaranteed money.

The August Kickoff slot tournament is played on the Butterflies game. That online casinos slot has a bright, colorful theme that can easily be associated with the summer. The Butterflies slot is a 5-reel, 25-payline video slot featuring butterflies, caterpillars, flowers, mushrooms and other things you associate with the nature found in a field.

To take part in the August Kickoff $15,000 Guaranteed tournament, visit Go Casino.

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