McCarran Sets Gold Standard

When people think of gambling and a fun night out, they think of Las Vegas, complete with its glitzy lights, limousines, and people dressed to the nines. They think of Swingers and Rat Pack, Cirque de Soleil and superstars like Celine Dion. They think of a castle, a pyramid, an airport… Wait. An airport?

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, Las Vegas McCarran International Airport actually has more slot machines than most casinos anywhere in the world. At 1,300 slots, the airport is surprisingly one of the best places to play in the city.

Air conditioning? Yes. Cocktail waitresses? Great question. Clocks? Actually, yes. Ok so it’s not exactly the same thing. But what does all that mean? Would it be worth it to forgo a hotel room and transportation from the airport to the hotel? Well, for two people, that would actually prove to be the very best advice. Having both won jackpots over $250,000, a Sacramento woman and a New Hampshire man would have to agree that the best choice they made was to sit down at the airport slots.

In the current days of airline delays and major travel mishaps, tourists must thank their lucky stars for McCarran Airport’s slot machines. Not only do they have a great way to kill time between flights, but they have a way that has a huge potential return on their investment. Wouldn’t it be great if all airports had an entertainment system built-in that could actually pay people money to sit and wait for their flight? It’s actually a win-win solution, since the slots also bring in revenue for McCarran.

We highly recommend slots at all airports, effective immediately, regardless of state legislature.

New headline: ‘Best Buy Slots Single-handedly Solves Airline Financial Woes’.

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